We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
her body is proportioned like a family guy character
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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