I hate all girls vehemently.
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I think I sprained my soul last night
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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