Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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