im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Eating this pizza pocket is like eating out god
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
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