i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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