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What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
She kept giving the uber driving directions and we all thought they were wrong so we'd send him the other way. Turns out she wasn't guiding us home, but to the half gallon that she hid in the bushes on the way to the bar.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Oh god it's open bar.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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