This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
WHY AM I BEING COCKBLOCKED BY A KID PLAYING HAVA NAGILA ON THE SAXAPHONE
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
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Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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