But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
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