I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
If he eats mayonnaise, he's not getting laid. End of story.
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
I'm drinking and throwing an enormous tennis ball at children. I couldn't be happier.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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