Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
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