is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
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