Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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