At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Her dress is practically falling off. It must know I'm here.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
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