Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
Somehow you're a lightweight AND an alcoholic. Rare combo in one person. Well done.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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