Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
This is my gift to your gina
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
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