my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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