I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
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