Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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