Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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