do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Randomize
