nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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