Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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