i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
Whenever I miss you I just turn on Tool Academy
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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