I just told my doc I would like to talk about my drinking problem, but that it would probably get in the way of my weekend plans.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
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