that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
On a side note, my ex husband offered to buy me shrooms
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