Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize