Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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