sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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