cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
I've realized that you're the only friend i can rely on to drink with me any given day. i thank you for that.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I think I wrote "thanks for the free alcohol!!!" in their wedding guest book and I'm almost positive I signed my name
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
my make-up looks really good tonight. I swear it had nothing to do with me finishing all of your strawberry vodka.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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