no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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