Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Yelled "don't taze me bro" as the police officer tazed me. Cross it off the list.
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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