i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
im about as happy as oj after his trial
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
I won't apologize to a one balled man
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
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