I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
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