Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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