come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
He honestly told me my belt was "supercute" when we started hooking up. I would be the girl to find the only straight man in the world that uses the word "supercute".
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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