so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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