Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
I HAVE stop dating guys for their prescriptions, you have no idea how awkward family dinner was. Thank god for his xanax.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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