Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
"it" just moved
Quick, to the slutcave!
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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