Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I HAVE FLAVORED BLOW. THIS SHOULD NOT EXISIT.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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