Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
Last night this creepy guy asked me my name and I told him it was Jaundice and he called me that all night
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