And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
she smelled like a LAN party
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I was trying to chase her off the carpet, but now there are figure-eights of cat vomit. everywhere
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
