I never want to see another naked old woman again.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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