My room smells like vodka and shame
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
You have not lived until you've puked on your sequined UGGs in the Rite Aid parking lot while going to buy emergency contraceptives.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
Randomize
