talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I'm hungover as fuck. My vagina hurts. I locked my keys in my car. It's about 93* outside. We're having sex in the pool when I get home
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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