Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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