Writing my paper on freud at bar
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Going up to girls and asking if they were anal explosive or anal retentive as children
Smooth
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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