Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
so much tequila, so little girl.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Randomize
