oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
let me just inform you that suppository-ing xanax is glorious
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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