i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
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