I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Is there any way you can check to see if I have a warrant out in Alabama?
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
My EX’s roommate heard about the breakup and offered to help me bang it out. I think she hates her even more than I do.
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