I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
You sent 2 glasses of water to the table next us and told to the waitress they were on you. I repeat: water
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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